JeanPhilX COME ABOARD
CABIN 07 · OFFICIALLY OFF COURSE

JeanPhilX

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The universe is vast.
His hair is wider.

Somewhere between a wrong turn and a very good haircut.
Meet the most unbothered passenger in the cosmos.

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A SHORT TRIP THROUGH HIS WORLD
JPX / PASSENGER FILENO. 007
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE ELSE
JeanPhilX with a ginger bob, curled mustache, floral shirt and ochre suit
IMPECCABLY OFF COURSE. EST. SOME TIME AGO
PASSENGERJeanPhilXDESTINATIONWe’ll know when we get there.DRESS CODEA collar with confidence.
01 / THE PASSENGER

Nobody knows
where he’s
going.

HE SEEMS PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT.

He boarded the wrong ship.
Then he liked the lighting.

Now JeanPhilX drifts through the quieter corners of the universe, carrying one good suit, a comb, and absolutely no intention of asking for directions.

Every planet gets the same look.
Every mirror gets a little more time.

“Lovely place. Terrible humidity.”
Original JeanPhilX portrait aboard his warm amber-lit spaceship
FILE 007 THE COLLAR IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
An empty vintage spaceship lounge with an orange desert visible through a round porthole
02 / THE CABIN AMBIENCE: AMBER
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. WE ALREADY DID.

A little out there.
A lot like home.

The lights are warm. The view is orange.
The captain hasn’t been seen since Tuesday.
JeanPhilX has claimed the good seat.

VIEW FROM CABIN 07Somewhere looks good today.
NO RUSH. NO WRONG SEAT. NO SMALL COLLARS.STAY A WHILE ↘
03 / ONBOARD ETIQUETTE

A few
house rules.

Nothing complicated.
He’s a simple man with a spectacular fringe.

01

Respect the fringe.

Gravity is optional. The haircut is not.

02

Take the scenic route.

If the window looks nice, we’re going the right way.

03

Keep it wonderfully odd.

There’s plenty of ordinary on the other ships.

04 / OPEN FREQUENCY

Anyone
out there?

One passenger. A very old radio.
A surprising amount to say.

TURN THE DIAL. SEE WHAT COMES THROUGH. →
JeanPhilX INTERSTELLARMODEL 07 / FM
CABIN LOG RX

“I asked for a window seat.
I may have overcommitted.”

87.7 FM
ANALOG SOUL. QUESTIONABLE RECEPTION.✳
05 / THERE’S ROOM FOR ONE MORE

Same ship.
Stranger company.

No need to explain yourself.
Find your people. Bring your best collar.

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